can we all take a moment to appreciate the fact that a search engine term linking to my website was butt fart.
someone actually typed butt fart in their google search bar, and my website came up.
today suddenly just got awesome.
in other less fabulous news, tonight is my last bootcamp session and i’m really bummed. i’ve been feeling the burn, and although i don’t see a difference, i definitely feel it immensely. i won’t be going back in january because my sister-in-law won’t be attending, and i’m obviously a huge wimp and i’m afraid of humans. she’s been a super great fitness buddy though, so if she asked me to join another class with her, i would in a heartbeat. so, someone force me to do a couple of crunches and jumping jacks at home, please? or, i don’t know, give me a couple hundred bucks so i can buy a used stationary bike so i can get fit while i watch my stories?
i hate being broke. thanks alcoholism, homelessness, shitty ex-boyfriends, and unstable living situations! you’re the bane of my existence.
duh, because nothing is ever my fault.
who the hell put sugar in my coffee? my mouth hurts and i’m climbing the walls.
this entry was 100% pertinent.
you’re so very welcome.