(a quick look into) jo’s bachelorette party

i want to make an entire post on my sister-in-law’s bachelorette party (complete with pictures), and i plan on getting into that this week… but in the meantime, here’s a quick look into the shenanigans that took place this weekend:

i pinned a penis veil into jo’s hair

we ate penis shaped cake

we played penis related games

we got bottle service at a swanky club

we drank out of penis shaped straws

we all wore ridiculously short dresses

i stole a 40 of vodka from the bar

there was a female pile-up the following morning

we all woke up with mysterious cuts, bruises, and scratches

so there you have it!

details to come 😉

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6 thoughts on “(a quick look into) jo’s bachelorette party

  1. That’s hilarious! At one of my friends bach parties we all signed a stuffed penis, and those penis cakes are fun. Growing up in my conservative town it was really funny when the cake was pulled out (no pun intended) at my friends bach party, the preachers wife even thought it was funny. Stealing vodka yes! My boyfriend stole a big bottle of Patron at a bar once. Fun times fun times.

    • “the preacher’s wife even thought it was funny”

      BRILLIANT.

      also, a bachelor motorboated me, i signed his shirt, and then ate a lifesaver off his crotch.

      i like to get wild, apparently.

  2. LMAO

    dude.

    im a mixture of impressed and amazed that you stole a 40 of vodka out of a club. youre throwing my bachelorette party..hahaha

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