happy (belated) birthday to the funniest man in my life!
to the man who wears bunny costumes for fun, dances with me in my living room until 4am, buys me beer just because, wears du-rags in public, makes me laugh so hard my sides ache, comes over for TV night & dinner, gets the wine sweats worse than any human i’ve ever met, gives me tshirts if i go get his smokes, introduced me to felch (the drink, not the sexual act), is obsessed with air jordan…
here’s to you, dan!
i love you bucket-loads.
you fucking weirdo.