ah, crap.

katie joy says:
leave work and come hang out with me

elle says:
you can’t tempt me to do things that will render me jobless!

katie joy says:
they wont fire you

katie joy says:
tell them you’re having a heart attack

katie joy says:
or

katie joy says:
something to do with your ovaries

katie joy says:
that always works

elle says:
i’ve used all of these already

katie joy says:
hmmm

katie joy says:
i could be dying?

elle says:
don’t even!

katie joy says:
doooooooooooo iiiiiiit

katie joy says:
you could meet my little bundle of joy

elle says:
i almost cubicle-barfed via my butt this morning. i was going to use that…

elle says:
like wtf is my bowel’s issue?

elle says:
have one honest to goodness healthy shit, elle.

katie joy says:
hahahahahaahha

katie joy says:
well

katie joy says:
use that as an excuse

katie joy says:
then come shit at my house

katie joy says:
and meet my dog

elle says:
i would but i have a meeting until 7pm. so i actually have to shit my pants instead

katie joy says:
he shits everywhere you will be in good company

elle says:
oh man, we’re kindred spirits!

katie joy says:
i hate your meeting

elle says:
yeah, my meeting totally needs to die in a fire.

elle says:
and THEN, i need to go to the new place to do more cleaning and painting activities.

katie joy says:
oh i am so jealous

elle says:
really? come play in the previous tenants shit and piss

elle says:
because apparently they did that EVERYWHERE

elle says:
like, it used to be a crack den. and i’m pretty sure they were so hopped up they decided to crawl behind the toilet and take a dump.

katie joy says:
SIGH

katie joy says:
is it cheap at least?

katie joy says:
where is it?

elle says:
not even a little bit! it’s $860/month, on ***** street.

katie joy says:
thats so gay

elle says:
but it’s charming and quirky and i’m totally fixing it up and it already looks amazing.

elle says:
like, i thought the toilet was actually a cream colour. nope. it’s white.

katie joy says:
oh gross

elle says:
yeah. like they totally cooked meth on my perfect little stove, too. ass holes.

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