khala: must. leave. work
e: it’s 2pm! i’m here til 5:30. i’m totally bailing out at 5pm though. FTW! OI, OI, OI!
khala: haha, i’m leaving at 3pm
e: i h8 u
e: come get me. set my work on fire.
khala: just run. run like the wind.
e: can’t. my feet still hurt. i’m basically forrest gump.
khala: run, forrest!
e: life is like a box of chocolates.
e: it makes me bloaty and fat, and wanna sit on the can for an hour.
e: fuck you, world
khala: stay classy, planet earth
e: go fuck yourself, san diego.
e: i love movies