*scene* andy is driving us to the movie theatre to see avatar
me: what are we doing friday night?
andy: i’m not sure… i’m working late. what do you feel like doing when i’m home?
me: well we haven’t slept together in over a week because things have been so busy.
andy: ooooooooh. a sex date!
andy: well, can we watch home alone 2?
me: can you sit on my face?
there are a few things to mention about this conversation:
1. i have needs, and they will be met.
2. my boyfriend loves macaulay culkin more than me.
3. the first time i asked him to sit on my face, he looked at me shocked, and then totally high fived me. it’s like dating my best friend, only he’s this super hot, funny dude i get to sleep with and high five after sex. plus he’s warm at night and he’s really good at holding hands.
anyway, so we saw avatar. and i’m not going to spoil anything except i have to say that i LOVED the movie, and also this:
… because i’m creepy