after almost peeing my pants from laughter thanks to barefoot foodie’s post, this conversation immediately ensued:
me: “do you think we could call the gas guy over to light the fireplace pilot? considering it’s the only room in the house with a consistent temperature of -15 AT ALL TIMES. also, KY intense, please.”
the boyfriend: (no answer)
technology/sex life fail.
also: i’m paraphrasing. by “KY intense, please”… i actually included some sweet references to “sex fairies” and added such words as “demanded” and “best” and … you know.
hi, i’m classy.