productivity @ work.

after almost peeing my pants from laughter thanks to barefoot foodie’s post, this conversation immediately ensued:

me: “do you think we could call the gas guy over to light the fireplace pilot? considering it’s the only room in the house with a consistent temperature of -15 AT ALL TIMES. also, KY intense, please.”

the boyfriend: (no answer)

technology/sex life fail.

also: i’m paraphrasing. by “KY intense, please”… i actually included some sweet references to “sex fairies” and added such words as “demanded” and “best” and … you know.

hi, i’m classy.

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